May 16th, 2008 by airborne

Lusan had a very nice figure …the one ususally we call the sportsman type.The reason was their whole family was body builder and member of the family gym.It was one of the most amazing and innovative gym i ever saw….the dumbbells were made of matir hari(clay pot!).Now how do we turn a clay pot into a dumbbell?well its simple ….put all the stones they gathered for fixing the road,put some cement from the landowners stock by giving some biscuit and tea to the care taker and u got ur dumbbell prepared!So many of the gym items were the brainchild of Lusans dad and brothers .And i tell you the whole home was the test and trail group of those items….and at times they would face some bit of reaction of doing those items…..like Russel bhaia….he used one item to increase the hand mussels but after using it for a couple of months he found that his leg mussles has started increasing as the dumbbell was too heavy and everytime he would pull it, the leg mussels would increase!

So when Lusan got me in the gym area he was too happy as i was a kid with a very tiny body….even if u feed me a whole factory of chockolets my weight would not increse for a single kg.Oneday while playing in the gym, i told him that i also want to have a nice figure like him(thats the mistake i did in my life!)….o yeh nice figure?dont worry just leave it on me!…he said with his that Schwarzenegger  type tone.

And thats the day my fitness program started.His first lesson was my diet…well he wanted to give me shape like ARNIE(Arnold Schwarzenegger) so i got to follow all the foods a commando would take…foods like raw egg,raw meat,snake,frogs,tree waters(waters stored inside the trunk of a tree…the country version was the banana tree trunk….yuk!)…its a rich menu…..thats what he said…o ya rich! …now where  to get the rich items? Eggs were not at all problem…i managed my younger brother to join the fitness program(inturn he would take the duty of stealing eggs from my moms freezer!)…so the raw egg taking program started… trust me the taste was like shit! i surrendered my both the hands and said its not possible for me to enjoy this shit everyday.He didnt give up so soon…the following day he has stolen his moms condensed milk,sugar and horlicks and put all those inside my raw egg…..this time it tasted like holy shit!!

After the raw egg, he started with the raw meat program.This time he made some modification seeing the egg programs difficulties..by now in one movie he saw that if the beef is taken with beers it increese the musseles.so the following day i have stolen some beef from my moms freezer and Lusan risked his life to steal the cough sirap of his dad(cause once his dad said it tastes like beer!….where u will get free beer like this?).So on our roof top me ,my younger brother and Lusan started operation RAW MEAT……the result became news headline in the neighborhood’s as we have lost several pounds of our valuable mussles after suffering from heavy dierriah by taking our raw meat with cough sirap!